And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My vagina is officially offended.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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