She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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