At least make sure they are 18
Why
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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