Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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