do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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