: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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