Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
