yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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