Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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