I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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