Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
im calling her cock vulture from now on
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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