bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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