Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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