I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
