I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
