it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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