If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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