But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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