He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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