god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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