ya dads aren't the best wingmen
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If I die, sorry about rent.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
