They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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