i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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