I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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