btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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