did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
