Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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