I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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