After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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