How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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