So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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