Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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