i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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