My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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