fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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