I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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