i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My bed smells like the plague
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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