I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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