I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
His nipple licking is glorious
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