Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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