Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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