I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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