this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
