I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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