Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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