she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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