normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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