I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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