oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i barfeds in our rink
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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