And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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