maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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